What would you expect of a small island in the mediterranean of which you knew almost nothing apart from that it's been place of massive fireworks when joining the EU? That it's had a vibrant Phoenician, Greek, Roman, Byzantine and British history? That sun is supposed to be shining 364 days a year and that the soil is totally dried out according to this? And that there's a church for every single day of the year on this island? No? Then you should experience Malta on your own!