I am NOT a robot!

I am not a robot! I admit that I'm not like everybody else and that I've got serious problems swimming with the mainstream (in pretty much every sense). And I'm proud of that!

I'm an individual! I like how I am, different. I wouldn't consider doing specific things, watching particular films and wearing certain clothes because everybody else does. No, I'm ME. I like myself, the kind of music I'm listening to, the things I'm doing for leisure, my styling and even more the kind of food I'm eating (OK, one might believe that I'm a crazy esoteric vegetarian who's taste buds have been killed by an overdose of chilli a long time ago). And I certainly wouldn't buy stuff because everybody else does, i-crap for instance! I need a phone and not a way too small computer doing things I wouldn't need it to do. And I certainly would need proper keys on my phone (I absolutely hate this touch screen thing that sneakily takes over our world).

Also, I do not eat chocolate in masses, I don't drive a car in the city of London (while complaining about the constantly congested streets) and I'm quite confident that I would be aware that my coffee I just got handed on by this incredibly courteous Costa employee, steaming in a paper cup could potentially be a bit too warm for keeping it in my hand for longer than about two seconds (even if it wouldn't be sign marked as 'ATTENTION - MAY CONTAIN HOT LIQUIDS!).

That's Me - I'm not like the others!